Resume : Day one of your internship was a breeze, but that was before you attained viral infamy… A sexy morning turns into a brutal day that tests your will to go on.
Thanks to 3Tana for contributing to this walkthrough!
[…] : … you inhale sharply as they slip a finger inside of you.”
– “Goooood morning.”
– “Cold, cold, cold!”
– Just enjoy it. Neutral
[…] : You gasp, ans she pauses–
– “Don’t stop.” Neutral
– “I’m not made of glass.”
– “Be gentle.”
Dana : Not a bad way to wake up right?
– “What is going on?!”
– “Long trip for a bootycall.” Neutral
– “10 out of 10”
Dana : Totally ridiculous!
– “Well, it’s how I felt!”
– “It was a shitty goodbye.” Neutral
– “Bygones?”
Mishel : Hey Jazz!
– “Uh… hi?
– “I had a great first day!” Neutral
– “You need something?”
[…] : Mishel might be right, an outfit from StandUp could be the emotional amor you need to survive the day.
– “I need to look good.” [20 Diamonds]
– “I want to fade back.” You opted for a low profile
Handsome stranger : So, this is gonna sound kinda corny, but when I meet a pretty girl, I have to ask her this one question…
– “Shoot.” Neutral
– “That is super corny.”
– “Do I have all my shots.”
Handsome stranger : And then all of a sudden a mini-fridge drops down form the sky.
– “You’ve got my attention.” Neutral
– “Fridge? Just rescue me.”
– “Not hearing a question.”
Handsome stranger : Which do you choose?
– “The sweet one.” Neutral
– “The green one.”
– “Juice is bad for you!”
Jacob : You look a little preoccupied.
– “Not looking forward to work.” Neutral
– “Drama with my ex.”
– “Nothing I can’t handle.”
Jacob : Walk in like you own the place, stage down everything–
– “Picture everyone makes?” Neutral
– “Puke?”
– “Ply them with free juice?”
Jacob : Just tell yourself, “Who cares? Not me!”
– Try it out. Neutral
– Make fun of it.
Jacob : Yeah! Feel any difference?
– “Mmm nope.”
– “Maybe a little?” Neutral
– “But it’s not true.”
[…] : You silently attempt to reassure yourself as you head to your workstation.
– “You’re being paranoid.”
– “Who cares? Not me!” Neutral
– “Ohgodohgodohgodohgod”
[…] : The pit in your stomach seems to yawn even wider.
– “Beg your pardon?”
– “So everyone knows?” Neutral
– “Shut it.”
[…] : He shakes his head.
– “It wasn’t intentional.” Neutral
– “It was a shitty thing to do.”
– “I don’t want to be here.”
Jaime : Maybe don’t check your inbox?
– “It can get worse?” Neutral
– “What’s in the booox?”
– Check your email immediately.
[…] : The exact wording of your final note to your ex…
– “That girl is evil.”
– “It’s no Star Wars Kid.” Neutral
– “I don’t get it.”
Abigail : I had no idea you were such an ice queen.
– “You don’t know the whole story.” Neutral
– “Takes one to know one.”
– “Keeping it real is important.”
The pitch sounds way more interesting–but Abigail clearly isn’t interested in having you as a partner.
– Spreadsheet with Jaime.
– Pitch with Abigail. You chose to work with Abigail. She will remember that.
Abigail : Lots to choose from, here.
– “Just the happy ones, please!”
– “Everyone responds to misery porn.”
– “We should use a mix–happy and sad.” Neutral
Abigail : Sorry, it just–reminded me of my grandmother for a second.”
– “You must be close.” You were kind to Abigail. She will remember that.
– “No need to apologize.”
– “We have to use this, then.”
[…] : The arrow hovers above the email…
– “Please don’t.”
– Say nothing.
– “Oh good, a new humiliation.” Neutral
Abigail : No offense, but–how did you stay with that girl so long?
– “I loved her. At some point.” Neutral
– “Yup, she’s the worst.”
– “Was scared change.”
Celeste : You have any questions your life outside of here? You go to literally anyone else. Got it?
– “Got it.” Neutral
– “Please be my BFF.”
– Keep your lips zipped.
Celeste : Any questions for me?
– “I’m afraid to ask.”
– “My question isn’t about work.” Neutral
– “Where’d you get these throw pillow?”
Celeste : Come on. Spit it ou.
– “I’ve been memes!”
– “Were you ever bullied at work?”
– “I’m drawing too much attention.” Neutral
Celeste : Don’t wait for someone else to rescue you. Rescue yourself.
– “I’m not used to doing that.”
– “Yay feminism!”
– “Mentorship received.” You acted professional with Celeste. She will remember that.
[…] : The Old Jazz gated to be the center of attention–but it you want to take control of the narrative you’re going to have to do something big… and public.
– Embrace the meme. Become legend. [12 Diamonds]
– Defend yourself. Neutral
– Start to fake cry.
Jazz : Yes, I left my ex for this internship.
– “Because I believed in this mission.”
– “If you lived in Chicago, you’d get it.”
– “And it was a shitty thing to do.” Neutral
Jazz : So if you still wanna meme me–
– “Meme away.” Neutral
– “Just know it doesn’t feel good.”
[…] : Just one last thing to do–compose an email to Celeste.
– “I did it!” Neutral
– “Thank you.” Neutral
– “Thank goodness that’s over.”
Next episode : Episode 3
If you had different outcomes and you’d like to help with some of the answers I didn’t get, comment below and I’ll add them with your name!
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[…] : Just one last thing to do–compose an email to Celeste.
– “I did it!” = Neutral